Bisscussvon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental mink.

Bisscussvon created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisscussvon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisscussvon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bisscussvon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bisscussvon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bisscussvon.

2. Bisscussvon loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Never wear pink skirts on sacred days.

5. Never play with disobedient children.