Binvonarfnib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient shrew.

Binvonarfnib created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Binvonarfnib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binvonarfnib, it will strike you with lightening.

Binvonarfnib's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Binvonarfnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Binvonarfnib.

3. Always store strawberries above ground.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always help snakes in need.