Binyathot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful cat.

Binyathot created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binyathot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binyathot, it will jump up and down on your head.

Binyathot's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Binyathot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Binyathot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Binyathot on top of important buildings.

5. Never point your back toward the west during prayer.