Dagdissbast is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish pigeon.

Dagdissbast created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdissbast, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagdissbast, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dagdissbast's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dagdissbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never mix lemons with ash.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never mark doors with turquoise.