Fossnadmab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast chinchilla.

Fossnadmab created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossnadmab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fossnadmab, he will turn you into a rat.

Fossnadmab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fossnadmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to rats while wearing scarves.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

5. Worship no other gods but Fossnadmab.