Sistailstip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair centipede.

Sistailstip created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sistailstip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sistailstip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Sistailstip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sistailstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Never jump in winter.

3. You must love Sistailstip.

4. Never feed lentils to manatees while wearing jumpers.

5. Never leap in holy places.