Saghatdod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast pigeon.

Saghatdod created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saghatdod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Saghatdod, she will turn you into a duck.

Saghatdod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Saghatdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Never travel toward the west during summer.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.