Farndobtiprapvegdimlidwon Flyloopster is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy spider.

Farndobtiprapvegdimlidwon Flyloopster created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farndobtiprapvegdimlidwon Flyloopster, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farndobtiprapvegdimlidwon Flyloopster, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Farndobtiprapvegdimlidwon Flyloopster's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Farndobtiprapvegdimlidwon Flyloopster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.