Afxingun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet centaur.

Afxingun created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Afxingun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Afxingun, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Afxingun's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Afxingun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.