Cubragbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, slow skunk.

Cubragbeg created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubragbeg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cubragbeg, it will think nothing of it.

Cubragbeg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cubragbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare turnips during summer.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cubragbeg.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.