Nakwankin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying hare.

Nakwankin created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Nakwankin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nakwankin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nakwankin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nakwankin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.