Aflikgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering porpoise.

Aflikgep created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Aflikgep, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Aflikgep, it will throw large rocks at you.

Aflikgep's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Aflikgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never remain standing at midday.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.