Hakdapbig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless fly.

Hakdapbig created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakdapbig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hakdapbig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hakdapbig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hakdapbig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Hakdapbig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hakdapbig loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Never adorn your hands with magenta markings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.