Stig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy gerbil.

Stig created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat bark.