Quimbagtitwanquagruttkon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical warg.

Quimbagtitwanquagruttkon created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbagtitwanquagruttkon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quimbagtitwanquagruttkon, it will laugh at you.

Quimbagtitwanquagruttkon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quimbagtitwanquagruttkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.