Mifyarttom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, benevolent beaver.

Mifyarttom created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifyarttom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifyarttom, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mifyarttom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mifyarttom's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mifyarttom's priests.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about gravity near snails while wearing yellow kilts.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Never approach forests carrying stone.