Mitfetmig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, narcissistic hamster.

Mitfetmig created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitfetmig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitfetmig, he will destroy your home planet.

Mitfetmig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Mitfetmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with yellow markings.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never wear brown shoes on sacred days.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Never allow birds to sleep beneath your roof.