Vedyattfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unselfish fly.

Vedyattfen created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedyattfen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vedyattfen, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vedyattfen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vedyattfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing north.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Always help sick bats.