Lunsawben is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring troll.

Lunsawben created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunsawben, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lunsawben, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lunsawben's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lunsawben's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while blessed.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Never prepare rice during summer.

5. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the east.