Kikwodpid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fussy grasshopper.

Kikwodpid created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Kikwodpid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kikwodpid, he will turn you into a frog.

Kikwodpid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kikwodpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place limes upon stone.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Never think about galaxies.