Midgonbut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful squid.

Midgonbut created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midgonbut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Midgonbut, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Midgonbut's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Midgonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare peanuts during spring.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with horses.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.