Podhapvad Vonhonved is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, cheerful ferret.

Podhapvad Vonhonved created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podhapvad Vonhonved, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podhapvad Vonhonved, he will boil you in a big pot.

Podhapvad Vonhonved's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Podhapvad Vonhonved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Pray only in shadows.