Tigjamgov is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous pigeon.

Tigjamgov created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjamgov, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tigjamgov, he will send you a sign.

Tigjamgov's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tigjamgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.