Hanbopsog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent hamster.

Hanbopsog created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanbopsog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hanbopsog, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hanbopsog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hanbopsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.