Yatthapdin Kanragcem is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient lion.

Yatthapdin Kanragcem created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatthapdin Kanragcem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatthapdin Kanragcem, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yatthapdin Kanragcem's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yatthapdin Kanragcem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Yatthapdin Kanragcem on top of important buildings.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Do not prepare carrots while wearing corsets.

4. Never think about spacetime near whales while wearing white shorts and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.

5. Never sprint in summer.