Disskangig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonest goose.

Disskangig created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disskangig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Disskangig, it will curse you with boils.

Disskangig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Disskangig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Never hop near gulls.

3. Never paint your back turquoise.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.