Hastarpfad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental mink.

Hastarpfad created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Hastarpfad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hastarpfad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hastarpfad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hastarpfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.