Besthimtar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able rhinoceros.

Besthimtar created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besthimtar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Besthimtar, she will come to you in dreams.

Besthimtar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Besthimtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Besthimtar's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.