Flabyatfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective wasp.

Flabyatfoss created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flabyatfoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flabyatfoss, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Flabyatfoss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flabyatfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never wear cyan corsets on sacred days.

4. Do not prepare beans while wearing jumpers.

5. Never feed aubergines to doves while wearing boots.