Venxindim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless spider.

Venxindim created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venxindim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Venxindim, he will destroy your home planet.

Venxindim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Venxindim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near swans.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never gather three seals in one place.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.