Rapabmum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental duck.

Rapabmum created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapabmum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rapabmum, it will turn you into a hamster.

Rapabmum's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rapabmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near nematodes while wearing fawn boots and balancing six silicon spheres on your feet.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.