Fadlabfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish elephant.

Fadlabfun created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlabfun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fadlabfun, he will turn you into a rock.

Fadlabfun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fadlabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not cook food in pots.