Natbifnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, effective spider.

Natbifnutt created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbifnutt, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Natbifnutt, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Natbifnutt's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Natbifnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Natbifnutt.

2. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing blue dresses.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near goats while wearing red trousers and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

5. Shun those given to sloth.