Dodtaging is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, flying skunk.

Dodtaging created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodtaging, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dodtaging, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dodtaging's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dodtaging's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

2. Always count to nine before sleeping.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not place bread upon stone.