Vilrutthab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty fairy.

Vilrutthab created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Vilrutthab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vilrutthab, it will turn you into a worm.

Vilrutthab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vilrutthab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not gather at towers at midday.

3. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vilrutthab.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to horses while wearing orange dresses.