Kimsadlig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited wyrm.

Kimsadlig created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsadlig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimsadlig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kimsadlig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kimsadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

2. Never mark doors with orange.

3. Kimsadlig loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.