Dibdammil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain gorilla.

Dibdammil created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibdammil, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibdammil, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dibdammil's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dibdammil's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands violet.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibdammil.

5. Always look after injured frogs.