Binvadtof is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous centipede.

Binvadtof created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binvadtof, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Binvadtof, it will not care.

Binvadtof's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Binvadtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not record names concerning black holes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never chant while facing east.

5. Never leap in the presence of doves.