Largflynill is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating lion.

Largflynill created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largflynill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Largflynill, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Largflynill's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Largflynill's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Largflynill.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Never record secrets.