Rapnulnad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, competent squirrel.

Rapnulnad created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnulnad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rapnulnad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rapnulnad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rapnulnad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never eat onions on holy days.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never wear black coats on sacred days.