Ligsigdid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited pig.

Ligsigdid created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligsigdid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ligsigdid, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ligsigdid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ligsigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must love Ligsigdid.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.