Ontdin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy fish.

Ontdin created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ontdin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ontdin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Ontdin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ontdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to pigs while wearing fawn shirts.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Never feed beans to tortoises while wearing mauve jumpers.