Dit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent jackal.

Dit created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing coats.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about chromosomes.