Fedpinged is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, blissful seal.

Fedpinged created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fedpinged, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedpinged, he will not care at all.

Fedpinged's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fedpinged's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fedpinged in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Fedpinged first in all things.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fedpinged on top of all buildings.