Stangesstip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful unicorn.

Stangesstip created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stangesstip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stangesstip, it will be very sad.

Stangesstip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stangesstip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.