Bumziggut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong naga.

Bumziggut created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumziggut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumziggut, it will turn you into a rock.

Bumziggut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bumziggut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never mark doors with white.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Learn six new languages a year.