Megsisnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, confident pig.

Megsisnurt created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megsisnurt, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megsisnurt, he will jump up and down on your head.

Megsisnurt's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Megsisnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Megsisnurt on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never touch water while blessed.

5. Do not speak about peas.