Shavlipbut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient snake.

Shavlipbut created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Shavlipbut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Shavlipbut, she will ignore you.

Shavlipbut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Shavlipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never gather five cats near wells.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always remove tights before touching zinc.