Wadlogyak is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, smart scorpion.

Wadlogyak created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlogyak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wadlogyak, he will manifest in front of you.

Wadlogyak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wadlogyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from wood.

2. Never stain your head with black.

3. Never talk about gravity near cats while wearing indigo stockings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.