Fumbathab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, impressive ant.

Fumbathab created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fumbathab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fumbathab, he will laugh at you.

Fumbathab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fumbathab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always store peas above ground.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

5. Never mention capybaras.